Guy dies in a plane crash...

...and when he gets to the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter looks his name up in the book.

"Ah, yes, here you are," Saint Peter says. "Says here you are Lutheran. Follow me."

Saint Peter leads the guy into Heaven and into a long, white corridor. Along the corridor are heavy wooden doors, all shut. Saint Peter motions for the guy to follow and they begin a walk along the corridor. As they pass the first door, the guy hears strange singing and organ music coming from behind it.

"What's in there?" the guy asks.

Saint Peter responds, "Those are the Greek Orthodox. Come along."

They walk further down the corridor and past the second door. Behind it, the guy hears lots of yells of, "Praise Jesus!" and "Amen!" in a chorus of voices.

"What's that one?" the guy asks Saint Peter.

"Southern Methodist. Come along, Lutheran is further down the hall."

As they approach the third door, Saint Peter turns to the guy and puts his finger over his lips and whispers. "Shhh... don't make a sound. Tiptoe and don't... say... anything." They carefully tiptoe past the third door without making a noise. When they are a good twenty feet further along, Saint Peter lets out a breath of relief and says, "Okay, we're good. We can keep going."

"What the heck was that?" the guy asks, worried.

Saint Peter says, "Those are the Catholics. They think they're the only ones up here."