One day Tom, John, and Bill are sitting around and decide that they should try to make it into their favorite book, the Guinness Book of World Records.
Tom says, "hey I'm pretty tall, I think I could make the Guinness Book of World Records for the tallest man."
John says, "hey I'm pretty fast, I think i could make the Guinness Book of World Records for the fastest man."
Bill says, "hey I have the small penis, I think I could make the Guinness Book of World Records for the smallest penis."
Well the next issue of the Guinness Book of World Records comes out and they all gather around to see if they made it.
Tom turns to the "Tallest Man" page and says "hey there I am." John turns to the "Fastest Man" page and sees his picture and says "hey there I am." Bill turns to the "Smallest Penis" page and says "who the hell is [name of the person you're telling the joke to].
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