Two gay guys had just finished having sex in the bedroom, one says to the other "Im going down stairs to make some toast, I will only be 5 minutes". The other guy says, "ok, but don't be long and no wanking whilst you are down there". " I wont" he says, and goes off down stairs. 30 minutes later he has still not returned to the bedroom, so the guy from the bedroom goes down stairs to see why he is taking so long. When he goes into the kitchen he is greeted by a terrible sight, there is cum on the ceiling, cum on the worktop, cum everywhere! Seething with rage he says "I thought I told you, no wanking!", "I didn't" he replied, "I farted!"
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