A young boy and his mother went to the zoo. The first exhibit they stop by they see to monkeys having intensely passionate lover sex. Seeing this the boy asks, "Mom what are they doing?"
"Well they are baking a cake," replies the mother. They check out a few more exhibits and it seemed as though the every animal in the zoo was horny because at every exhibit was the same thing.
The boy would ask the same question to his mom and get the same answer. After much deliberation the mother decided to go home and put this behind her.
A few weeks later, at home, the boy goes up to his mother and asks,
"Mom were you and dad baking the cake last night?"
"No, why do you ask?"
"Because I licked the icing off the bed."
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