A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket."
"Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
The woman looked puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asked.
"Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere!"
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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