A couple is having an argument. The husband yells, "When you
die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My
Wife--Cold As Ever.'"
"Yeah" she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband--Stiff At Last.'"
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