A young man decided after a dry spell lasting almost a year that he would get laid, so he called a buddy that gave him the number of a local hooker with "the wettest pussy in town". After arranging everything the young man met the hooker in a near by park, she hopped up on a park table and spread her legs, "go ahead and put it in, this wet pussy wont fuck itself" she said. Eager to get going the young man quickly dropped his pants and shoved his dick deep in and began slowly fucking the old hooker. After a few strokes he pulled out and said "I thought you had the wettest pussy in town?, this thing is dry as a desert", "oh my" the hooker said, "I almost forgot" and she quickly spun away for a few seconds before turning back around, "try it now" she said with a smile. The young man complied, and it was better than he could even imagine, "wow" he said as he was ready to pop, "this is the wettest pussy I have ever felt, what did you forget before?", She smiled and whispered in his ear "you gotta remember to take the scabs out first"
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