A young man thinks about visiting his grandfather. He gets there and sees the old man sitting in the rocking chair half-naked, without anything but a shirt on.
"Grandpa, what the hell are you doing?" he asks.
The old man lifts his gaze, but just looks away.
"Grandpa, anyone could see you, why aren't you wearing any pants?" he asks again.
The old man finally looks at his grandson and says:
"It was your grandma's idea... last time I sat here without a shirt and my neck got stiff..."
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