A grandson and his grandpa go fishing. The boy struggles putting his bait on the hook, so Grandpa takes it from him and does it himself. The boy, frustrated, asks,"Grandpa, why cant I bait my own hook?'' Grandpa replies, "Does your dick reach your asshole?" "No." "Then you can't do it." The boy gets his rod back, and tries casting into the water, and gets tangled in a tree. Once again, Grandpa takes the rod and does it himself. Boy says,"Grandpa, can I cast it out myself?" "No," replies Grandpa. "Why not?" "Does your dick reach your asshole?'' "No." "That's why." After the bait sits in the water for a minute, the boy feels a bite. As soon as he starts to reel it in, Grandpa takes the rod again. Boy asks "Grandpa, why can't I reel it in?" "Does your dick reach your asshole?" At this point the boy catches on, and says,"Yes, yes it does." Grandpa replies,"Then go fuck yourself, this one's mine."
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