Little johnny was heard praying in a loud voice a week before his birthday.
"Dear God I pray that I will get a computer game for my birthday!"
"Why are you shouting" asked his mother "God isn't deaf?!?!?!?!?"
"I know said Johnny, but grandma is!"
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