It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father.
"I want a good picture, so try to make this look natural," she said. "Junior, put your arm around your dad's shoulder."
The father answered, "If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket?"
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