Good morning, Have you had Governor's Tea Today? Fuck you, its good. Governor's Tea is the future of breakfast beverages, it hits you hard. What did i do today, you ask? Fuck yeah i drank it, ill drink it again. Its the Tea of Tomorrow, don't be such a bitch, Drink up. Its Goddamn Good. Fuck you
Governor's Tea
( A fictional Tea Product invented by myself, Mixing the Marketing tactics of Old Spice, Axe, and many others into a simple Tea Brand!)
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