Got told this at work today all the guys thought it was funny and so thought iI'dput it to the vote? What's the best part about having a hooker die on you?

Why worry about...

Why worry about tomorrow? We may not make it through today.

What did one...

Ay man you got some crack? Note: for full effect use your best crackhead voice

I've bought up...

I heard there's a lot of money in text tiles.

So I was dating...

...she was so posh, every time she had an orgasm she'd scream: "I'm arriving!"

Why are magicians...

Because everything they have disappears

How I Crossed the...

How I Crossed the Desert by Rhoda Camul

Unlike Jesus, I...

It is, however, looking increasing likely that I'll have a virgin death

What do you call...

Phil Ming

Boy scouts

Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest, and a pilot are in a plane that is...

What did O say to Q?

"Pull your pants up will ya?"