An Actual Conversation W/ Friends

"That guy looks like Jesus... and so does his friend.. did Jesus have a twin?"
"No, at least.. I dont think he did.. never thought about it"
"Oh, well. Twins are awesome... hey, why is Jesus walking into our school? *gasp* what if he rapes us all?! JESUS IS A PEDO!"
"Calm down, Jesus isn't a pedo, he loves kids!"
"Gee, that helps"

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