Good vs. Bad

Good girls blush during love scenes in a movie. Bad girls know
they could do it better.


Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it
hot by loosening a few buttons.


Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. Bad girls
only own one bra and rarely use it.


Good girls pack their toothbrush. Bad girls pack their
diaphragms.


Good girls prefer the missionary position. Bad girls do too, but
only for starters.


Good girls say, "No." Bad girls say, "When?"


Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of
pearls. Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand
of pearls.


Good girls wax their floors. Bad girls wax their bikini lines.


Good girls wear high heels to work. Bad girls wear high heels to
bed.