Mathematician: Hey are you a segment because I hope I can bisect you tonight.
Scientist: Am I an element in the first family because you just made me go positive for you.
Geographer: Are you from Jamaica because you Jamaican me crazy.
Astronomer: There's a lot of stars out tonight and your one of them.
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