Jock said to his wife one night,
“Weel, Maggy, I think I will go and pay my respects to the new neighbour”.
Upon his return sometime later, Maggie said,
“Weel, Jock, what kind of a mon is the new neighbour?”
“He is a guid mon”, replied Jock
“A guid mon and verra liberal with his liquor. But verra bad quality. In fact, Maggie, it was that bad, I nearly left some.”.
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