Good, Bad, Ugly.......

Good, Bad, Ugly....Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.Ugly: You're in them.Good: Your husband understands fashion.Bad: He's a cross-dresser.Ugly: He looks better than you.Good: Your son's finally maturing.Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.Ugly: So are you.Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter.Bad: She keeps interrupting.Ugly: With corrections.Good: Your wife's not talking to you.Bad: She wants a divorce.Ugly: She's a lawyer.Good: The postman's early.Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47.Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.Good: Your daughter got a new job.Bad: As a hooker.Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do.Good: You're son is dating someone new.Bad: It's another man.Ugly: He's you're best friend.Good: You're wife is pregnant.Bad: It's triplets.Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.