Good Alarm in My Car

A man parks his car in front of the main entrance of the Congress.
Inmediately, a member of the security team goes after him yelling,
"Sir! Sir! You cannot park in here! All the congressmen are about to go

The man replies, "Don't worry! I have a good alarm in my car."

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