Goldilocks is lost in the forest and she finds the three bears' house. She enters and is enjoying the porridge when three pigs burst into the house.
"We're looking for three beds. Can you help us?"
Goldilocks is astonished but replies, "I think the bedrooms are upstairs."
"Right. Sorry, wrong story."
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