and he passed a nun wearing her habit. After passing her, he stopped dead in his tracks and whipped around to do a double take. He then quickly ran up and kicked her in the back, causing her to sprawl on the ground. He proceeded to give her a major beating, kicking her in the ribs and punching her until she was about half dead. When he was finished, he got up, straightened out his shirt, and stumbled away, muttering, "Not so tough now, are ya, Batman?"
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