Going to bars nowadays is too complex

I was at a bar last night, looking at the drinks menu. They have such weird name's! Sex on the beach, orgasm, porn star and so on. The waitress comes up to me and asks me what I want. 'I'll blow job to start thanks '
'ok. And to drink?'

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