Two old senile men roomed across from one another at a nursing home. Bill fancied himself a race car driver, and one day the nurse heard him making noises and came running to his room.
"Bill, what are you doing?" she cried. "I just got my new Ferrari and I'm taking it out for a test drive!" "Okay, but be careful" she said and closed his bedroom door.
The next day Bill was again causing a ruckus and the nurse came to check. "Bill, what are you doing?" "I'm driving my new Ferrari to Chicago - vrrrooomm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Okay, but be careful" she said and closed his bedroom door.
The next day she heard moaning and groaning from Bob's room across the hall from Bill"s. She walked in to find Bob furiously masturbating. "Bob, what the hell are you doing?" Bob looked up and said "I'm fucking Bill's wife while he's in Chicago."
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