A young girl had just begun to go to a new Christian church group.
She had been going for a couple of weeks now, and at one session their leaders were talking about when they found Jesus in their lives.
One of her leaders had started saying: "When I was your age, I had just gotten Jesus in my life."
She replied, "Well, how long has it been that you have had Jesus in your life?"
He replied, "35 years of my life."
Then she said,"God Damn, that's a long time"
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