One day, a Christian man went out to sea for a bit of fishing. While he was fishing, a giant swordfish poked a hole right on the hull of his boat and it sunk, leaving the man stranded in the middle of the ocean.
An hour later, another fishing boat comes by and sees the man floating and shouts, "Hey, buddy! You need any help?"
The man replies, "No, there's no need, God will save me." Upon hearing this, the fisherman leaves.
After another hour, a cruise ship comes along and spots the man in the water. The captain shouts to him, "Sir, do you need any help down there?"
Yet again, the man replies, "No need, God will save me." Moments later, the ship leaves.
One hour later, a coast guard boat comes and sees the man floating. "Do you need any help over there, sir?"
"No, no. Don't worry, God will save me," the man calmly stated. A few minutes later, the boat leaves.
No other boat came so the man died and went to heaven. Upon reaching the pearly gates, God greets and welcomes him. The first thing the man says is, "Oh, Father! I was praying for your help when I was drowning at sea. Why didn't you answer my prayers?"
God got flustered and screamed, "What the hell do you mean I didn't answer you? I sent 3 fucking boats!"
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