"Crap, I left this one in too long. It's all dark and burnt!" so God tries again and he makes a white man and says "Gross. This one isn't nearly done enough. It's all pasty and soft!" God tries a third time and makes an asian and says "Oh for fuck's sake I give up! These humans are all hideous!"
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