A Christian man is kneeling and praying next to his bed one night when God shows up.
God says "Son, you have been a very devoted Christian. I would like to thank you by granting you a wish."
The man is astonished at what is happening, but in keeping with his faith knows that God is before him.
The Christian man "Well I have always wanted to go to Hawaii, but as you know I have a great fear of flying and getting on a boat is just as bad. Could you build a road to Hawaii?"
God "I don't know about that one, I mean, how would you explain having a road to Hawaii that appears all of a sudden. No one would find it feasible. It is just to hard. It would create to many problems. Maybe try something else."
The Christian man sits and thinks for a while. Then says "I have always had problems meeting women. Could my wish be the knowledge and understanding of how a Woman's mind works and so that way I can find and make my future wife happy."
God stands and stares for a good long while, he thinks and thinks. Then says "Ok, so would you like that to be a two lane or four lane highway."
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