The angels suggested the the planet Venus.
"Too hot," said god.
Then they suggested Pluto?
"Too cold," said god.
What about planet Earth they wondered.
"Hell no," said god. I was down there about 2,000 years ago. Slept with some woman named Mary - and they're still talking about it!"
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