... and says, "So, I was looking around Heaven the other day, and I stumbled on a few features I forgot to give your bodies. Now, there's two of them, and there's two of you, so I figured I'd give each of you one of them."
"Sure," say Adam and Eve.
"Okay," says God, "so the first one is the ability to pee standing up--"
"Aw, hell yeah, that sounds awesome!" shout Adam. "I want that one."
"Um okay," says God, who instantly endows Adam with this ability. "So, Eve, I guess you'll get the other one: multiple orgasms."
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