He says :"Noah, Hear my will. I have decided what I wish to fill the first storey of the ark with"
"Of course my lord, what is it you wish?"
"I wish for you to fill it with carp!"
Noah is confused, he says "But my lord, carp can swi-
"**DON'T QUESTION MY WILL NOAH**"
"Well okay, what do you wish for the second storey?"
"I have given this some thought...and I wish it to be filled with carp!"
"But my lord..the first sto-"
"**DON'T QUESTION MY WILL NOAH!**"
Noah sighs "I know this is probably pointless asking, but what do you wish for the third storey?"
"Well Noah, that shall also be filled with carp"
Noah begins to get frustrated, he says "I do not mean to question you lord, but we could do so much with this space!. I have to ask, why are you filling it all with carp?!"
God Looks to him and says "Well Noah, I've always wanted to be the owner of a three storey Carpark"
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