.. and then other one asks "Why the long face, buddy?"
"I was selling my products in bazaar, and then some guys came and said, what no one is aloud to sell berries. Whoever will do that, will get their own berries shoved up their asses"
"So, did you stop selling them?"
"How the fuck, I was supposed to know watermelon is a berry?"
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