"One is a penis, so you can piss standing up" says God.
Immediately Adam shouts: "Me! Me! I want a penis! I always wanted to piss while standing!"
So God gives Adam a penis. Overjoyed, Adam starts running around pissing on everything he can see. He pisses on the flowers and trees and animals.
Eve and God are watching him. Then Eve asks:
"What is the second gift?"
"A brain."
After a moment's thought Eve says:
"Yeah, you better give that to Adam as well, otherwise he'll piss over everything in here."
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