God decides to visit the mortals and see how wicked is the world so He takes St. Peter along and goes to Earth.
By accident He sumbles over 2 potheads that were smoking a joint and they test their good hearts asking if they can have some.
Of course, the potheads are very nice, they make a new joint and the all smoke it. The two guys are pretty buzzed so they ask God and St. Peter what do they think. God shakes his head and tells them weed had no effect on them.
The potheads they roll a new joint and all 4 smoke again. They again ask what do they think and again God says weed had no effect.
The potheads are a bit annoyed at this point, so they use the very best weed they have and make a new joint they all share again.
"Do you feel anything now?" they ask.
"Nothing", says God, "but there is something you must know. I am God allmighy and this is St. Peter and we walk the Earth to test the mortals..."
"You're fucking baked man!"
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