A kid walks up to his Grandpa and asks for a sip of his beer the Grandpa asks "does you penis touch your asshole ?" The kid says "no" The next day the kid asks for a sip of his Grandpa's beer and the Grandpa asks " does your penis touch your asshole ? " The kid says "no" So the next day the kid is eating a cookie and the Grandpa asks for a bite and the kid asks "does your penis touch your butt ?" the Grandpa says "yes" so the kid says "go fuck yourself".
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