A maid wanted a salary raise. Madam
wanted 3 reasons why she wanted a raise.
Maid: I can cook Better than you.
Madam: Who told you that?
Maid: Your husband told me.
Madam: OK, second reason?
Maid: I can iron better than you.
Madam: Who told you that?
Maid: Your husband told me.
Madam: OK, and the third reason?
Maid: I'm also better in bed than you. "This
time Madam was furious" Madam: Did my
husband say that?
Maid: No the garden boy told me I'm better
in bed than you are.
(Madam doubled her wages instantly)
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