Give me a W! W!

Give me an A! A!
Give me an L! L!
Squiggly! Squiggly!

Give me an M! M!
Give me an A! A!
Give me an R! R!
Give me a T! T!

What does that spell? Wal Mart!
I canter you! Wal Mart!
Who's Number One? Customers Always!
Who Are We? We Are Ready! Bring it On!

Me to associate: Is that Wal Mary's cheer?
Associate: No. Spelling Classes.

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