My girlfriend invited me to her house where I found her sister alone. So I sat there waiting for my girlfriend while her unbelievably sexy sister was sitting there with me. A few moments go by, then she comes up next to me, whispers into my ear "we should have sex before my sisters gets home." I immediately got up and went out to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing by the door at which point she gave me a hug and said, "You won my trust." Moral of the story, keep your condoms in your car.
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