"Come to the front gate of my apartment where you dropped me, look for flat 9A, you will find a lift on your right. Hit 9 with your ELBOW... get out of the lift, you will find my flat on left... hit the doorbell with your ELBOW & I get the door for you..."
Boyfriend says,
"Dear, that seems easy but why am I hitting buttons with my elbows?
Girlfriend: "OMG!!! Are you coming empty handed..?"
Boyfriend: speechless..!!!
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