A cop came and asked, “How in the world did you drive right into that funeral and kill 10 fucking people?”
The blonde hesitatingly replies, “Uh, I was driving an old Ford of mine. And the brakes suddenly stopped working.”
“So?”
“I saw that two pedestrians were crossing the road and this funeral was to my right.”
“You could have hit those two pedestrian cunts! Killing two is better than killing ten,” cried the cop.
“I knew you would say that, officer,” said the blonde getting confident. “But as soon as I hit the first, the second started to run towards the funeral!”
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