We walk into my room and start going at it. I pull her shirt off, she pulls my shirt off. I pull her bra and skirt off, she pulls off my pants and underware.
We start going at it, pounding it hard, and she is tight!
The next morning. We wake up, and a tell her "i believe I'm the best lover you have ever had".. She said" what makes you think that? . I said "well I saw the way your toes curled up every time I stuck it in you". . She said "well, most guys take my panty hose off before fucking me, but on the plus side, you didnt even break through them. "
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