George Bush , Barack Obama & Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God God asks Bush " " What do you believe in ? " Bush answers ga ' ' I believe in the free market , fighting evil at the battle front & the strong American nation ! " God is impressed by Bush & tells him ( " Great , come sit on the chair on my right " Next , God asks Obama , " What do you believe in ? " Obama answers 4 ) " I believe in the power of democracy , helping the poor , world peace , and promoting that men of all colors are no different " God is really impressed by Obama & tells him " Well done , come sit on the chair on my left . Finally , God asks Trump . " What do you believe in ? " .. Trump answers " I believe you 're sitting on my chair . "
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