Bill Clinton and the Pope both died on the
same day.
Due to a minor clerical error, the Pope went to Hell, while
Clinton went to Heaven. When the Pope arrived in Hell, everyone realized
the mistake. Due to an issue with the union, they couldn't
swap the two until the next day, and the Pope had to spend the night in
Hell, while Clinton spent the night in Heaven.
The next day the paperwork got straighted out. On his way up to
Heaven, the Pope ran into Clinton. Clinton asked the Pope "How was your
night in Hell?"
"Very educational." responded the Pope. "I've learned a lot from the
experience, but now I'm glad I'm going to heaven. I've been waiting all my
life to meet the Virgin Mary."
"Sorry," said Clinton, "You should have been there yesterday"
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