Girlfriend: My birthday is tomorrow, what gift will you give me?
Boyfriend: Ring
GF: O really...Sweetheart!
BF: I will give you a Ring but do not accept my call tomorrow,
my mobile balace is very low.
Girlfriend: Darling Give me your Diamond Ring.
Boyfriend: Why honey?
Gf: I'm going to miss you see it everyday.
Bf: You would remember me anyway.
Girlfriend: How's that?
Bf: thinking that I had not given you that precious ring.
Laugh, until U have teeth..
U can Smile Later!!!
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