Man goes to a fitness center, sees a sign on the door that says "Lose 5 pounds in one day! Only $10 to sign up!" So he pays ten dollars and enters. Inside there's an amazing attractive woman wearing nothing but running shoes and she says "If you catch me, you can have your way with me." The man chases her for hours and finally gives up, exhausted. He goes home, gets on the scale, and surprise! He's lost 5 pounds.
The next day he comes back and there's a sign that says "Lose 25 pounds in one day, only $10!" He pays and goes inside. This time, it's an even more insanely hot woman in just sneakers, and she says "Catch me and you can do whatever you want." He chases her and chases her and finally gives up. Goes home- 25 pounds lost!
He comes back the next day- "Lose 50 pounds in one day! Only $10!" He thinks, no way. So he goes in but this time he knows the deal... So he blocks all the doors and ways to run and etc. with the furniture in the room. Suddenly, a huge, 6'4" 260 pound, muscled as hell man with a 9 inch dick enters the room in nothing but sneakers. "If I catch you, I get to have my way with you."
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