Girl: Oh sorry about that, hi.
Guy: Oh! I shouldn't be talking to you.
Girl: Why not?
Guy: Because when I talk to a pretty girl I always make a fool of myself
*The girl smiles, taking this as a compliment*
Girl: You're not making a fool of yourself.
*The guy looks the girl up and down*
Guy: Oh yeah, you're right.
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