A mother has just given birth and the doctors take it away. A few minutes later the doctor returns and says:
-'I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?'
-'The bad news' asks the mother worried.
-'Well the baby is ginger..'
-'Okay, what's the good news?' She asks.
-'HE'S DEAD!'
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