Giant Orange Head

A bit long, but well worth it

Some guy, Jon, walks in to a bar, takes a seat, and order a drink. Out of the corner of his eye he sees a dude sitting at the end of the bar with a giant orange head. So Jon asks the bartender if he knows what's the deal with the giant orange head. The bartender tells Jon that its actually a very interesting story and that the dude will be very happy to tell him the story. So Jon goes over to the dude with the giant orange head and says, "Listen man I don't want to be rude but i just wanted to ask you about your giant orange head the bartender said you will be willing to tell me the story". So the dude answers, "Yeah sure grab a drink and i will tell you the story. It all began as i was randomly walking down the street and came across and small lamp. I cleaned the lamp and a genie popped out telling me I have 3 wishes. Me knowing just how manipulative genies can be decided to be careful and specific about what I wish for. So for my first wish I told the genie i wanted unlimited amount of legal U.S. currency. Next thing I know my pockets are full of money and no matter how much I pull out there is always more. The second wish I wished for was for the genie to give me the most beautiful woman in the world to be mine. That too he gave me and she is actually standing there." Jon looks over and sees the most gorgeous woman he's ever seen. He tells the guy with the orange head that it seems like he got this wishing thing down but that he wants to know about the giant orange head. So the dude answers and says, "This third wish is where I think I fucked up. I told the genie, genie I wish I had a giant orange head"