A woman enters her boss's office asking for a promotion...
Woman: I feel I'm in line for a promotion.
Boss: Hmm. Ok. Give me a 20 minute blowjob and I'll give you the promotion.
She gets on her knees and blows him for 20 minutes.
Boss: See that wasn't so bad was it?
Woman: No. But it kind of tasted like shit.
Boss: David asked for a raise this morning.
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