There was this little girl staring out her bedroom window, watching two dogs screw in the street.
In curiosity she called for her father to explain what they were doing.
Her father entered the room and asked what was wrong.
The girl then said, "Father what are those two dogs doing ?"
The father hesitantly replied, "Why, one of the dogs got hurt, and the other is helping it to an animal hospital."
The girl jumped to her feet and said, "It's just like with humans, Daddy, you try to help someone and you get fucked!"
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