So many people ask me how I got into comedy.
Pretty simple, I was kidnapped at gun point.
It was nothing special.
The guy had the gun to my head and he was like,
"YOU FUNNY MOTHER FUCKER? YOU FUNNY BITCH?"
And I just said,
"Yeah."
The great part is that's when he shot me.
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